The Weekly Rant with Gary Patella

Thoughts and ideas on various grievances that are relevant to everyday life.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

On Over Advertising

Advertising-- it is a concept with which we are all familiar and is very prominent in this country, as well as many others. As a person whose philosophical ideals align much more closely with capitalism than socialism, I understand the need for advertising and believe that it should exist in many of its current forms. However, there are a few examples where I feel that advertising has gotten completely out of hand. In some scenarios I believe that advertisements are inappropriate and should be removed.

First off, why are there now full commercials in movie theatres before the start of the movie? Of course the previews can be considered advertisements and have been around for quite some time, but I'm not talking about previews. I go to the movies paying twenty bucks just for the ticket, and then another twenty on snacks, and now I have to sit there and watch ads for cars, jeans, and soft drinks? You have got to be friggin' kidding me. The exorbitant ticket and snack prices apparently don't rake in enough money for these movie theatre bastards. Now I have to pay to watch commercials! At home it's a different story. The commercials are necessary to pay for the programming. But in the theatre, the feature presentation has already been paid for ... by me and the rest of the audience!

In that same vein, I get really pissed (angry, not drunk) when I buy a DVD and I have to sit through ads encouraging me to buy DVDs for other movies. I spent the money, I own it, it's mine. Why should I have to watch all of the fluff at the beginning? And you do have to watch it. Try to hit the main menu button and the words "Action prohibited" appear on the screen. I will grant that most of these DVDs do have some encryption that allows me to skip to the main menu each subsequent time I watch the movie. But it's still a lousy thing to do sticking all of those DVD previews, and sometimes other commercials as well, on a purchased item.

Another thing that gets to me are these little commercials popping up on the bottom of the screen during a program. These are usually ads for a new show on the same network. Well I say to hell with your new show! If you waited until the commercial break to let me know about it, I might've given it a chance. But the star of the new show had to keep popping up in the corner of the screen, waving to me like a moron. I'm now so annoyed at this guy for constantly interrupting my shows that I refuse to ever watch the new program.

And finally, there is another new trend that also causes an interruption while the show is in progress. Apparently the various networks are so desperate to milk every second they can out of commercial air time that they can no longer run the credits at the end of a show. Now the second program begins, and part of the screen is covered by some box in the corner. And what is this box obstructing my view? The credits for the previous show! Give me a break! Were the extra ten seconds that necessary? Now everyone gets to miss part of the screen at the beginning of the next show, which is sometimes a major issue when there are subtitles or some other writing that the viewers should see. So the air time for the credits has been sacrificed in order to squeeze every last second of time out of the show and use it for commercials.

In summary, although I am in favor of advertising, I am against over advertising. In the above mentioned scenarios, perhaps along with a few others, the advertisements are inappropriate and therefore unwelcome. And to all of the big wigs that have a hand in placing ads where they don't belong, I'm just about ready to walk up to you and place my foot where it doesn't belong!

2 Comments:

At 9:36 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

I must say everything you said is true. As for the waving morons, they are even worse when there are subtitles that need to be read, because they are completely obstructed. I agree with the "squeezing" box too.
The movies do not bother me as much because I am almost always late just to avoid them.
One advertisement you didn't mention that makes me absolutely crazy are prescription drug advertisements, as if WebMD wasn't enough. Now people all over the country are diagnosing their "condition" based on a commercial. Do they realize that it is a commercial and they do not have a medical background? The thought of those commercials being aired really makes me sick. It does not help much that I am a pharmacist and the commercials force me to have ridiculous conversations with people either overreacting or over analyzing every ailment they have. It is insane. It took me 6 years to learn the information now stored in my almost $200,000 brain and it takes doctors almost twice that. You would think that people would be deterred simply because of the list of side effects spat out at the end, like the fine print on a contract, but no they still want to try it because it "might" help. Here's some advice, go to the damn doctor and get a second opinion!
I could not help myself. Gary, your rants make perfect sense.

 
At 11:08 PM , Blogger Gary said...

I agree with you Theresa. The prescription drug commercials are annoying. The reason I didn't mention them in the rant is because they do air during the actual commercial break, and therefore don't really fit the category. However, they annoy me for two reasons: 1)The people in the commercial often talk about the prescription drug, and try to pass it off as if it were a normal conversation that people have. 2) They tell you to avoid it when taking certain other medications as if it were an OTC drug. Don't they realize that any doctor that is ever so slightly competent would ensure that the person does not mix it with the other harmful prescriptions?

As far as the whole side effect thing goes, I actually kind of like that part. I consider it comic relief. Especially when the drug treats something really minor like allergies and one of the side effects is death! I laugh at that stuff.

 

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